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Privacy Policy

Last updated: August 8, 2026

BioSmack is operated by Cooper Career Partners LLC, a North Carolina limited liability company. This policy explains what we collect, why, and what we do with it. It is short because we collect very little.

What we collect

  • Your email address. You give it to us to get your free roast, or when you sign in. It is how we identify your account and send you login links.
  • Your purchase history. If you buy, we record which tier you bought, the amount, the date, and the payment reference from Stripe.
  • Counts of what you used. We record that a roast or rewrite happened, which platform it was for, and when. This is how the free allowance and the daily limits work.
  • Login tokens, stored hashed. When you request a login link we store a one-way hash of it, never the link itself. It expires in 15 minutes and works once.

What we do not collect

  • We do not store the bio you paste in. It is sent to our AI provider to generate your roast and rewrite, and it is not saved to our database. Once your result is on the screen, we no longer have it.
  • We do not have your card details. Payments go through Stripe. Your card number never reaches our servers.
  • We do not have a password for you. There are no passwords here. Sign-in is by emailed link.
  • We do not track you. No analytics, no advertising pixels, no third-party trackers, no cross-site cookies. The only cookie we set is the one that keeps you signed in.

Who we share it with

We use four service providers, and each one only gets what it needs to do its job:

  • OpenAI receives the bio text you submit, in order to generate your roast and rewrite. It does not receive your email address or any account information.
  • Stripe handles payment and receives your email address so it can send a receipt.
  • SendGrid sends your login links and receives your email address.
  • Render hosts the site and the database in the United States.

We do not sell your information. We do not share it for advertising. We will disclose information if the law requires it.

How long we keep it

Your account and purchase records are kept as long as your account exists, because a purchase record is what proves you have access. Login tokens are deleted or marked used once they expire or are used. Usage records are kept as long as your account exists.

Your choices

Email us at admin@biosmack.com and we will:

  • Tell you what we hold about you
  • Correct it
  • Delete your account and everything attached to it

Deleting your account ends any access you paid for, and we cannot restore it afterwards. We will say so before we do it.

If you are in the EU, the UK, or California, you have rights under the GDPR, UK GDPR, or CCPA. The list above is how you exercise them, and we do not charge for it or treat you differently for asking.

Children

BioSmack is not for anyone under 16. We do not knowingly collect information from children. If you believe a child has given us information, email us and we will delete it.

Changes

If we change this policy we will update the date at the top. If the change is significant, we will email registered users.

Cooper Career Partners LLC

admin@biosmack.com

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